The Truth Is Revealed

Me (12:03:30 AM): meeting jeffery nothing was pretty sweet
Johnny B (12:03:49 AM): meeting your mom was pretty sweet
Johnny B (12:03:53 AM): zing!
Me (12:03:53 AM): i know
Me (12:04:00 AM): i met her yesterday
Me (12:04:02 AM): for the first time
Me (12:04:09 AM): shes asian
Me (12:04:13 AM): it all makes sense now
Me (12:04:23 AM): my love for rice
Me (12:04:26 AM): my squinty eyes
Me (12:04:36 AM): my thirst for killing cats and cooking them
Me (12:04:41 AM): it all makes sense now
Johnny B (12:04:56 AM): lmao
Johnny B (12:05:06 AM): thats the best thing you've ever said to me